The Universes a Trillion Years from Today

All 38 universes disappear

What the fuck happened?

God disappears

?

Twenty five year old man complains about missing universes

“I spent the last year trying to score with this hot chick, and right when I was about to close the deal, the freakin’ universes disappeared. But at least ‘Macarena’ finally stopped playing.”

Does time still exist?

I don’t know.

Universe fans disappointed by ending

“After 1.014 trillion seasons,” said one man, “it really should have had a proper send off—like the final episode of Cops.”

Nonexistence disappears

Now I’m really confused.

Did Nostradamus predict all of this?

No.

Scientist says missing Universes are good for the environment

“The missing universes will reduce pollution by at least 100%.”

Scientists speculate that God committed suicide

“He was really depressed when Cops was cancelled,” said an unnamed source close to Heaven.