We’re not sure what happened, but a new universe somehow appeared out of nowhere.
Their lawyers will battle it out in the “Trial of the Quadrillenium.”
“I’m back, baby!” he said.
“Hear O Israel,” He said, “I brought you out of Egypt—and now it’s time for you to return the favor.”
“Just call me ‘New God,’” he said (to nobody).
“I want this one to be environmentally friendly.”
“The blue-white-green-brown scheme would go perfectly with my curtains.”
“I spent a long time creating the First Earth,” It complained, “only to have some fictional god copy it and take all the credit.”
After the trial, Nature called the Judge and New God “a couple of deluded religious believers.”
Let’s just hope they eat the right apples.