Seinfeld: The Kramerless Version

I'm a pretty big Seinfeld fan (--notwithstanding the religious backgrounds of Jerry and George. By the way--I'm not the least bit anti-Semitic--I'm just anti-Israel)--but I can't stand the racist asshole who plays Kramer. Every time that fucker's on screen, I end up calling Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

And that's why I've created a Kramerless version of the entire series. Any time that bastard appears on screen, he's replaced with Martin Luther King, Jr., and an on screen ad for the NAACP.

I've also taken the liberty of replacing Jerry and George with Marlon Brando, and adding The Merchant of Venice to the beginning of each episode.