Rodney Ohebsion: Liberal Hero

I'm Not Anti-Semitic--I'm Just Anti-Israel

Don't you dare call me an anti-Semite! Don't you dare! The fact that you think I'm an anti-Semite only shows that you've been brainwashed by the Jew media.

I don't have anything against the Jews. Nothing!

The fact that I have two Jewish friends proves that I'm not anti-Semitic. Well, they're not friends so much as they're acquaintances. And they're not acquaintances so much as they're enemies. But I don't hate them because they're Jewish. I hate them because they're moneylenders from Israel. Although they're more like computer programmers than moneylenders. And they're more like children of Israel than Israelis.

But it doesn't matter. Because I'm completely open to the idea of having Jewish friends--even though they'd probably try to steal my money. But don't get me wrong. I'm not saying all Jews try to steal their friends' money. I'm just saying that those two particular hypothetical Jews are like that. But not because they're Jewish. They're just money loving morally bankrupt assholes who happen to be Jews. One has nothing to do with the other. And if you disagree, it's because you're an anti-Semite. You anti-Semitic piece of shit! Get the fuck out of here! Go to Stormfront or something. I won't tolerate your Jew hating around here! Because I'm not anti-Semitic--I'm just anti-Israel.

Criticizing the Israeli government is not the same as criticizing Jews--even if ten million lying Jews are claiming otherwise. By the way--I'm not calling Jews liars. Jews are the most honest people in the world--except for when they're not telling the truth. (But that doesn't make them a bunch of liars. All people are dishonest when they're not telling the truth. Not just the Jews.)

But this isn't about the Jews. I don't know why you keep on bringing them up. It's like you're obsessed with them. Why? Because you're an anti-Semitic piece of shit. Go fuck yourself!

I personally don't make a big deal about someone being Jewish. I'm merely critical of the Israeli government. But not because they're a bunch of Jews running a state of mostly Jews. To me, Israel is just a country that happens to be guilty of almost every human rights violation in the world. My judgment and hatred of them has nothing to do with the fact that they're mostly Jews. They could be Muslims or atheists. (Of course, Muslims and atheists would never do something like that. Which is why I only criticize America and Israel.)

Israel is the most oppressive and evil country in all of human history. That's a perfectly reasonable belief. It makes a lot of sense. I spend my days and nights defending Palestinians because they're the only ones who need defending. That explains everything. I don't have any other motive for focusing so much on Israelis and Palestinians--and I resent any implication that I do.

Don't call me an anti-Semite for claiming that modern day Israel is as bad as Nazi Germany. Any informed, unbiased person would come to the same conclusion. How could you not? Just look at what Nazi Germany did. And now look at what Israel is doing. Case closed.

Don't call me an anti-Semite for pointing out how Israel was behind 9/11. I mean, why else would so much evidence point to Muslim extremists? Because George W. Bush and Israel framed them. And why would Islamic terrorist groups take credit for attacks that they were in fact behind? That's completely insane.

Don't call me an anti-Semite for stating that Palestinians and Israel's neighbors are completely guiltless. It just so happens that 100% of the guilt is on Israel's side. The fact that Muslim suicide bombers are praised by millions of extremists doesn't change anything. Encouraging suicide bombings doesn't make you the least bit guilty--it makes you a complete and total victim. After all--Jews have more money and power. That means they're guilty.

Copyright 2011 Rodney Ohebsion