Guns and Jesus are the ultimate combination. If it weren't for guns and Jesus, there'd be no America. Guns and Jesus won us independence from the Indians, they won us independence from the British, and they won us independence from the Mexicans. When Sarah Palin becomes President, she's gonna turn this country into the United States of Guns and Jesus. All Starbucks will be destroyed, all Starbucks customers will become prisoners of war--and Obama, Biden, and Matt Damon will become coal mining slaves.