The United States and Israel. Everything should be blamed on them. It's all their fault. 100% of the time. And if FOX News is telling you otherwise, that's because it's a terrorist network. They're all terrorists. They're the source of every problem in the world. Stop the two of them, and everything will be fine. It'll just be a bunch of people holding hands and singing the atheist version of Kumbaya.
I can just see it now. Everyone's holding hands. The head of Palestine is between porn star Sacha Gray and a member of Queers Undermining Israeli Terrorism. A Columbian coke dealer is right next to his longtime rival and the head of an anti-drug organization. The Iron Sheik is smiling at Hulk Hogan--who, by the way, is now a Canadian Honda dealer. Everyone is making $73,000 a year, and all cars are powered by Matt Damon's piss. Two and a Half Men doesn't exist anymore. And Glenn Beck is a Qur'an distributor.
Copyright 2011 Rodney Ohebsion