Everyone Should Pay Us For Their Freedom

All countries should pay us money on a regular basis. Liberals, Europeans, Arabs, and Mexicans might not like to admit this, but the entire world does revolve around the United States. Have you ever noticed how the most anti-American countries out there are also the ones that use the most American products and services? In France, they curse Americans in coffee shops while smoking Marlboro cigarettes. In Saudi Arabia, Muslims yell out "Death to America" while holding a bucket of the Colonel's chicken. And in Canada, people are alive because we chose not to kill them.