Miracle?

Some bastard at liberalforum.org had the audacity to call the Eagles' recent comeback win against the Giants a "miracle."

I'm not kidding you.

I had to set his deluded ass straight:

Calling it a miracle implies that God exists--and the way you so casually referred to it as a miracle pretty much says: "Of course God exists. And anyone who disagrees should be stoned to death."

Let me ask you something: Is the this the Assume God Exists Forum?

No?

is it the Persecute the Atheists Forum?

No?

Before you post something as insensitive as "Miracle in the Meadowlands," maybe you should consider how trying to shove your religious opinions down the throats of people won't do much aside from making you look intolerant.

Not everyone at a liberal forum is as deluded and crazy as you are. Some of us have come to the realization that God doesn't exist--and if you're intent on going on some sort of crusade and preaching about miracles and stoning people who disagree with you, I think maybe you need to ask yourself who the real terrorists are.

Believe it or not, the son of abitch thought I was joking:

You can't be serious. Nice comedy routine, though.

You evidently missed the first Miracle of the Meadowlands in 1978.

What the fuck, man?! I let that motherfucker know what a piece of shit he was being:

Your intolerance of atheism is completely out of control. Now you're bringing up another so-called miracle?

Science--and only science--produced the outcome of both games.

When a tree releases an apple, it falls down. It doesn't float.

Newton might've been a deluded religious believer--but even he would've called the Eages' win a non-miraculous scientifically explainable occurence.