You have no fucking business coming to my apartment and shoving your beliefs down my throat. If you want to promote your religion, just put up a fucking website and call it a day. Don't harass me and waste my time with that bullshit.
If you ever drop by here, I will fucking destroy you. I'll start burning Bibles and Jesus effigies while tattooing Bible contradictions on your necks and telling you why God doesn't exist.
You know what? I want you fuckers to drop by--just so I can let you pieces of shit know how insane you are.
In fact, I'm putting out an open invitation to all of you sons of bitches. You fuckers better be here 24/7--365.25 days a year. I want to see Jehovah's Witnesses camped right outside of my front door.
And if you don't come here, you can bet your ass I'll come to you.
In fact, I'm going to start an entire Jehovah's Non-Witnesses movement. I've never witnessed Jehovah--and I want to make sure everyone--especially Jehovah's Witnesses--knows about it.
Copyright 2011 Rodney Ohebsion