Rodney Ohebsion: Liberal Hero

I Love Lucy: The Remakes

I'm normally against the idea of remakes--but in the case of I Love Lucy, I think we should remake that shit ASAP, and destroy the originals.

I Love Lucy is the most inappropriate, ridiculous, right wing show on TV today.

Are you fucking kidding me?


For starters, just about every character on the show is in the habit of just casually pulling out a cigarette and smoking it as if it's the most acceptable behavior in the world. That shit has got to stop. I mean, if you want to have a few smokers on the show, fine--but most of them should end up dying of lung cancer within the first few episodes.

And how about having a few black people on the show? Making Little Ricky black would be a good start.

And be sure to add a few same sex marriages. Any character who doesn't die of lung cancer should come out as a homosexual.