Rodney Ohebsion: Liberal Hero

Glenn Beck's Goldline Commercials Are a Metaphor

I'm normally not into Bible references, but in this case I think one is more than appropriate. Glenn Beck is the Golden Calf. He's trying to deter us from Obama's Promised Land of vegan milk and honey. Beck is also Pharaoh. In other words, he's a stubborn idiot who doesn't realize how idiotic he is and how smart Obama is. Oh--and Beck is also the lying prostitute in King Solomon's court. In other words, he lies about everything, and he's a prosititue. The Bible is almost wrong about everything--but it's 100% right about Glenn Beck.