Fox News has repeatedly made the laughable claim that it's fair and balanced, even though it's more like a network for the Monopoly Guy, Calvin Coolidge, Tackleberry from Police Academy, slaveholders, and the heads of Tobacco Companies.

Here's my idea of

Fair and Balanced News

US & World

Capitalism causes another war
Investigation discovers that the Bush family owns slaves

Politics

Obama saves the world
Republicans vote no on completely rational, sensible bill
Republicans attempt to repeal 13th Amendment

Business

Corporations take money out of your pocket
Evil oil company names Satan CEO, Ebenezer Scrooge CFO

Technology & Science

Republicans caught releasing greenhouse gasses for the sheer fun of it