Christians don't do much good to begin with--but even when they do something that's legitimately good, it doesn't count. Why? Because they think it'll help them go to Heaven. Which makes Christians nothing but selfish pieces of shit, even when they're being "unselfish."
When a Christian helps someone else, he's simply trying to benefit himself. In reality, he wants to kill the other person. Which makes him a murderer. In fact, any time you see a Christian being a Good Samaritan, he's actually committing murder.
Christian charities are terrorist organizations. Jesus wants you to be a terrorist. Bibles are just as dangerous as atomic bombs. (Except for the bombs owned by North Korea, Pakistan, Iran, etc. Those bombs aren't dangerous.)
If you do good for the sake of going to Heaven, Nature will disregard what you do. In fact, if you do good without accepting The God Delusion, you're a corrupt person who's corrupting the world.
But when I do good, not only does it count, it gets some Scrabble-like triple triple word score with an X on a triple letter square. WHy? Because I do good for the right reasons. Like to combat religion. Any time I call Christians assholes, I'm purifying the world. Now that's what I call doing good.
Copyright 2010 Rodney Ohebsion