Europeans are my least favorite group of non-American people. They take a four hour lunch break every day--and even when they're at work, they watch pornography. The President of France doesn't do much aside from eating cheese, watching pornography, and having intercourse with hookers. All French people know that, and all French people consider him a role model.
Chinamen and Japanmen are favorite group of non-American people. Chinamen and Japanmen don't eat French cheese all day. They work. They build stuff and they mine for coal. Also, all Japanmen have a strong sense of honor. The average Japanman has killed over 1000 sushi chefs for not making their fish raw enough. We should give San Francisco to Japan and Portland to China, so they can turn them into respectable cities.