Barack HUSSEIN Obama, Jr. (a.k.a. Barry Soetoro, a.k.a. Chuck Shabbaz III, a.k.a. Ibrahim ibn-Communism, a.k.a. Malcolm Xecute Whitey) was born on the borders of Kenya, Saudi Arabia, North Korea, and Finland. Nowadays, he claims he was born in "Honolulu"--even though 2,425 Kenyans saw his birth, and 14 of them videotaped it. Obama spent his early years learning about jihads and communism, became convinced he was the next Prophet of Islam, and built a Mosque over an Indian burial ground. He then moved to Indonesia and smoked marijuana in a cave with bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. Later, he moved to Los Angeles and co-founded the Black Nationalist Trinity United Church of Christ with Reverend Jeremiah Wright. Obama then become a Senator of Illinois--and as Senator, he did absolutely no work, and he spent the entire time campaigning to become President. In 2008, he became a celebrity just like that stupid whore bitch Angelina Jolie, and he won the Presidency, because liberals have trained us to love celebrities like that stupid whore bitch Angelina Jolie. Since then, Obama's been busy throwing $200 million parties, printing hundred dollar bills, smoking marijuana, hanging out with Oprah, and vacationing at Martha's Vineyard.
I do love the Waldorf-Astoria, though. You know, I hear that from the doorstep you can see all the way to the Russian tea room.
I think when you spread the wealth around [and destroy capitalism] it's good for everybody.
[I'm a communist, and] My administration is the only thing between you [CEOs] and the pitchforks.
Can somebody tell me what happened to the Greek columns that I requested? [Fuck America.]