YouTube comments are pretty interesting. I think 90% of them are part of a conspiracy. I think a lot of people on YouTube work for the funeral industry. They're just trying to sell some plots and tombstones. You know. People from the indsutry got together and said, "How can we get people to buy more of what we're selling?" And someone said, "Let's create 50 million YouTube accounts, and tell people to kill themselves." And there you have it. Any time you do anything on YouTube, 10 people rush in and say, "Kill yourself, bro."
Yeah--you guys aren't fooling us. You're just trying to sell more coffins.
One guy who saw one of my YouTube uploads decided to email me something like that. He said, "Do you really think people care about what you have to say? You shouldn't. P.S. Have you killed yourself yet?"
And I responded, "Thanks so much for setting me straight. If I do kill myself, I'll be sure to let you know right after I pull the trigger. And if it isn't too much trouble, please arrange to have the contents of your email put on my tombstone. You can leave out the P.S part, though. It'll be pretty unnecessary. My corpse will let everyone know that I did in fact kill myself. Actually, I changed my mind. Leave the P.S. It'll be a nice touch. My dead body will be like a reply to your email. 'Have you killed yourself yet?' Response: My Dead Body."
That was before I knew about the conspiracy. That guy was just trying to sell a coffin. Like a lot of other people on YouTube.
Oh--and let's not forget about the people telling you that you sound fat. They're working for Weight Watchers.
Or maybe "kill yourself" and "you sound fat" are just internet slang.