The Library: Revised and Condensed
Other gods have become famous by simply remaking his material.
Thanks to him, very few goats are boiled in their mothers' milk.
He hates politicians.
He's been in more movies than Samuel L. Jackson.
He's the only god who has a job other than "god."
He invented the all-you-can-eat buffet.
He has 99 names--and none of them are Pointdexter.
He's the world's only God who's not God.
He's a thin Indian and a fat Chinese guy.
He's so modest, he'll tell you he's unwilling to admit that he is God.
Unlike other gods, he's not a know-it-all.
It's anything but judgemental.
It won't tell you what to do, or manipulate you with promises of Heaven and threats of Hell.
Their scriptures make the Bible look like a pamphlet.
The Bible
The Qur’an
Recorded Teachings of the Buddha
Lao Tzu - Tao Te Ching
The Analects of Confucius
Teachings of Reality’s Only True Non-Existent God