The Library: Revised and Condensed
Whatever seems desirable to other women
Compliments
The entire contents of 4 department & 3 jewelry stores
To hear the words, “Have you lost weight?”
Whatever they don’t have
To drink the blood of their enemies
Everything under the sun
Everything over the sun
The sun
Romance
Shoes
Appreciation
The opportunity to whine about something
Attention
Johnny Depp
Sex
Chocolate
Men who will treat them like queens
Men who will treat them like dirt
Men who aren’t afraid to cry
Men who aren’t afraid to rob liquor stores
We shouldn’t have to tell you what we want. You should just know.
Men who can read minds
Children
A break from their children
Some food, damn it! Do you think sticking to a 1400 calorie a day diet is easy? We’re freakin' starving!
Men Are from Mars...
Finding Love
What to Expect When You’re Expecting