Don't even ask why.
We need guns.
It's our God-given right as Americans. Jesus died on the cross so that we could have guns. And for our sins. He died for our guns and our sins. But primarily our guns. That's why a bunch of real Americans added the Jesus Amendment (a.k.a. the Second Amendment) to the Constitution.
If we don't have any guns, what the hell are we going to do if the British attack us? They're going to attack any day now. When we gained our independence from them, it was a given that they'd try to regain the country. With each passing day, it becomes more and more likely that they'll attack. King George has been planning everything for the last two and a quarter centuries. He wants to tax our stamps and tea.
And we need guns to protect ourselves. From other people. With guns. If you take away everyone's guns, the whole system will fall apart.
And if we don't have guns, how are we supposed to deal with a corrupt, out of control government? A country can't be orderly unless the people can run around with guns and change things. History has shown us that people running around with guns results in order.
Just look at 1979 Iran. Actually, don't look at 1979 Iran. They had guns--but they didn't have Jesus. Guns and Jesus are the ultimate combination. Guns and Allah are not. Jesus lets us know where to point our guns, and when to pull the trigger. Guns without Jesus are unholy. And Jesus without guns is also unholy. Guns let us follow the teachings of Jesus. (Like the one about shooting a thin camel, or the one about keeping Mexicans out of our country.)
Guns and Jesus are the ultimate system of checks and balances. That's why the Founding Fathers included both of them in the Constitution. (I'm talking about the real Constitution--and not the liberal counterfeit that's everywhere today.) And that's why God included both of them in the Bible.
Barack Hussein Obama wants to do away with checks and balances, and he wants to re-crucify Jesus. He's for guns and Allah. Make that suicide bombs and Allah. He's an Islamic fundamentalist terrorist who hates America more than Al Franken hates Bill O'Reilly.
Sarah Palin, on the other hand, wants to turn this country into the United States of Guns and Jesus. No Muslims Allowed.