Meg Ryan to play Lucy in upcoming I Love Lucy film
OJ Simpson to play Ricky in upcoming I Love Lucy film
Meg Ryan drops out of upcoming I Love Lucy film
Masked director wins Oscar for The Unanonymous Ninja
White guy spotted watching new Tyler Perry film
Tyson and Holyfield to star in new sitcom
Pitt, Jolie, and Aniston to star in Trapped in an Elevator
Straight to DVD finishes #1 at box office
Box Office Blockbuster goes straight to DVD
FOX to televise upcoming Kathie Lee Gifford-Kelly Ripa knife fight
Philbin bets $500,000 on Gifford
Michael Moore to play Bush in first ever “horror-documentary”
De Niro to play Pacino in upcoming Brando biopic
Pacino to play De Niro in upcoming Pacino biopic
Pacino & De Niro to play Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen in upcoming Saget biopic
Disney scraps plans to make Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reremake
Disney begins production of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory rereremake
MGM sues Tom for eating Jerry
Ebert gives 300 straight thumbs down
Ebert adds middle finger to rating system
NBC brings back The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, signs Oprah as host
Warner Bros. rereleases The Matrix, calls it a “presequel”
FOX begins production of scripted reality TV show, calls it a “sitcom”
NBC brings back Cheers, calls it a “desperation move”
A confused Jeremy Piven attempts to sign James Gandolfini
A confused James Gandolfini attempts to whack mafia head
Star Trek creator calls William Shatner an “anti-Trekite”
Tom Cruise sues himself for $150 million
Tom Cruise countersues himself for $150 billion