Paul Bunyan was an American hero. He chopped down millions of trees. (And keep in mind that American trees are made of metal.)
Chopping down trees is good for the environment. Anyone who claims otherwise is a deluded or lying anti-American liberal piece of garbage.
All Americans should chop down trees. And all Americans should have axes. And guns. And a Bible. Guns and Jesus are the ultimate combination. When Sarah Palin wins in 2012, we're going to change this country to the United States of Guns and Jesus. No Muslims Allowed.