The other day, I encountered some good ol' Los Angeles rush hour traffic. I had to wait in line for twenty minutes to make a left turn. Like I was waiting in line at Disneyland. I just wanted to turn left. I wasn't trying to ride space mountain on a summer weekend.
By the way--don't go to Disneyland on a summer weekend. Go on a winter weekday. The second you see snow, go to Disnneyland. Especially if there's a blizzard. I know it's pretty unlikely in Los Angeles, but still. Go to Disneyland during a blizzard. You won't have to wait in any lines. The second you step into the park, you'll be on Space Mountain. And the blizzard will enhance the rides.
But back to LA traffic. If I had to commute to and from work through LA rush hour traffic, I'd quit my job. Even if I were making $1 million a year. I'd think to myself, "Money isn't everything."
If you're driving in LA during rush hour, avoid anything within a one mile radius of a freeway entrance. There are millions of cars waiting to get onto a freeway. There's a one hour wait. And the freeway isn't exactly free of traffic. You might be able to average 10 miles per hour on it.
Anyways, I got caught in a line to turn left. The others there were on their way to a freeway entrance. I wasn't. I was trying to go the to the 99 Cent Store. It was quite an adventure. Kind of like Harold & Kumar go to White Castle.
Rodney & Himself Go to the 99 Cent Store. My version didn't involve any marijuana. It was mainly me in a car, losing my mind. Should I spoil the ending for you? I don't know. You might see the movie. Well, I'll give a clue. I didn't make it to the 99 Store. I ended up in a mental insititue. Thanks to LA rush hour traffic. Rodney Ohebsion went to a mental insititue. Am I being dishonest by calling the movie Rodney & Himself Go to the 99 Cent Store? I don't know. Maybe I'll put out a sequel where I make it out of the mental insititue and into a 99 Cent Store. And maybe Harold & Kumar will be there, too. I'll work it into the movie.