European Tourists Should Be Banned From America--Unless They Want to Work

If Europeans want to take vacations in America, they should be forced to work during them. They should build Buicks or mine for coal, as opposed to drinking coffee, watching Jerry Lewis movies, and singing Frere Jacques. I don't care if they want to spend millions of dollars here--if they're unwilling to work, they should be kicked out. Money isn't everything. We put respectability ahead of money. In Europe, they have no concept of respectability. Actually, they do. But to them, a respectable person whines about nonsense and takes ten hour lunch breaks. And now they want to take an even longer break in th US? We don't need those sons of bitches corrupting our children and turning them into lowlife communists. We don't need them taking shovels out of their hands and replacing them with cappuccinos and sex toys.

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