How gay are you?
Extremely gay.
Why are yo so interested in celebrity gossip?
All gay men are obsessed with celebrities.
Who's the most famous person you know?
Take the most famous person you've heard of, and imagine someone ten times as famous. I'm best friends with that person.
Who do you hate most in Hollywood?
Don't even get me started.
What do you hate most about Hollywood?
The gay stereotpyes.
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1,455 celebrities join World Celebrity War
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Kim Basinger changes pronunciation of name to Boh-SIN-jeer
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Jesus converts to Scientology
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Jennifer Love Hewitt trades middle names with Sarah Michelle Gellar
Dakota Fanning trades first names with America Ferrara
Madonna trades last names with Cher
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Molly Ringwald calls the 80s “lame”
Jury finds Alex Trebek not guilty, DA charges him again
Pamela Anderson holds “Sleaziest Man Alive” contest, agrees to marry winner
Desi Arnaz, Jr. to Xavier Cugat, Jr.: “You’re a Baba-loser”
Charlie Sheen joins monastery
Don Imus personally apologizes to one million black people
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Susan Sarandon sues a saran wrap company for illegal use of her likeness
Newton says Einstein is “rational to the point of being irrational”
Kim Jong Ill calls Fidel Castro a “psycho”
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A sober Mel Gibson gets piss drunk
A stoned Mel Gibson legally changes name to Israel Zionist
Alec Baldwin speaks out against chest hair trimming
Will Smith says he’s “bigger than Jesus,” no one disagrees
Jesus claims he’s “bigger than Will Smith,” 10 million people protest
Paris Hilton marries Frankie Avalon
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