The Library

Revised and Condensed

by Rodney Ohebsion


Front Matter

Religion

The Bible
The Commandments
The Gospel
Jesus's Blog
The Apostles Creed
The Conservative Bible
Martin Luther - 95 Theses
The Second Coming
The Qur’an
The First Church of the Dallas Cowboys
Cobra Kai-ism
Recorded Teachings of the Buddha
Lao Tzu - Tao Te Ching
The Analects of Confucius
Prayers
Teachings of Reality’s Only True Non-Existent God
Why My God Is Better Than Your God

Philosophy

The Apology of Socrates
Rene Descartes: Discourse on the Cane
David Hume: An Essay Concerning Concluisions...
Immanuel Kant: Critique of Pure Bull
Arthur Schopenhauer: The Glass is Half Full...
Nietzsche: The Anti Tzschurch & Nietzschruth
Ludwig Wittgenstein: Eveything is Bull

Science

Isaac Newton - Principia
Einstein - Relativity: The Special & General Theory
Charles Darwin - On the Origin of Species
Dr. John Doe’s Generic Revolutionary Diet Book
Cigarettes Don't Cause Lung Cancer

Law & Government

Hammurabi’s Code
Common Sense
The Declaration of Independence
The Constitution
Liberals and Conservatives
Rodney Ohebsion: Liberal Hero
I’m a Real American
Proof That Barack Obama is a Muslim
Vote for Sarah Palin in 2012

Economics

The Budget
Capitalism / Communism
Stock Market Investing
Guide to Craps

Sociology, Relationships, & Parenting

Men Are from Mars...
Understanding Women
Finding Love
Animal Courting and Mating Habits
Human Courting and Mating Habits
What to Expect When You’re Expecting

History

Newspaper Headlines: 1 Million BC - 2008
Genghis Khan - Fireside Chat
Christopher Columbus's Blog
Richard Nixon
A Biography of Glenn Beck
Jack LaLanne
Ronnie Coleman
A History of the Future

Conspiracy Theories

Tom Hanks
The Fifties
Tupac Shakur
The Bush Family
Elvis
Barack Obama
Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
The Calcium Conspiracy

Misc.

The Prophecies of Nostradamus
A Guide to Bodybuilding
Dude—Check Out My Website
Top Ten Most Popular Comments on YouTube

Arts & Entertainment

Reviews
Collectibles Price Guide

Literature

Proverbs
Fortune Cookie Fortunes
The Iliad & Odyssey
Shall I Compare Thee?
Why Do I Love Thee?
Shakespeare's Diary
The Canterbury Tales
Robinson Crusoe
War and Peace
Crime and Punishment
Babbitt

Reference

Almanac
World Records
The Average Second
Dictionary & Thesaurus
English-Spanish Dictionary

Newspapers

USA Today
Iran Times

Magazines

Person of the Year
US Weekly
Cosmo
PreTeen Girl

Computers / Internet

Mail
Google
Wikipedia
Downloads
News
Fox News / MSNBC
Whites Unite
Amazon.com
Subway Computers
Mapquest
Craigslist

Audio & Video Recordings

Songs
Scarface
I Love Lucy
Home Alone
Bill Clinton's 8/17/98 Grand Jury Testimony
Entourage

Bibliography
About the Author


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