Guns and Jesus are the ultimate combination. If it weren't for guns and Jesus, there'd be no America. Guns and Jesus won us independence from the Indians, they won us independence from the British, they won us independence from the Mexicans, and they allowed us to defeat the Nazis.
Liberals are against guns and Jesus--and they're wrong about eveyrthing. If you were to give a liberal a gun, he'd use it to shoot Jesus. And then he'd give the gun to an Islamic fundamentalist. And a suicide bomb.
When Sarah Palin wins in 2012, she's going to turn this country into the United States of Guns and Jesus. No Muslims Allowwed.
All Starbucks will be destroyed, and all Starbucks customers will become prisoners of war. We'll get Matt Damon and Elmo to tell us where bin Laden is. Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and Matt Damon will be coal mining slaves. We'll liberate Northern Europe. And there'll be guns and Bibles everywhere.