The rest of the world should celebrate Thanksgiving, too. By thanking us. And by paying us.
And their Thanksgivings should be longer than a day. After all, if it weren't for the United States, everywhere else would be a hellhole. Honestly, we deserve the entire year. Other countries should be some sort of tribute to us.
The rest of the world isn't grateful enough for what we do. THe United States prevents the world from being overrun by liberals and Muslims. We help countries when they encounter problems. We're responsible for 99% of the world's scientific and technological advances, and we make the economy at least a thousand times more efficient. And we decide not to kill 6.7 billion non-Americans every day.
If it weren't for us, all of Europe would be on a lunch break every second of every day. And Tesla would've been a cheese factory employee or a marijuana farmer.