I pay my taxes. I should be paying less, but a son of a bitch named Barack Obama and a hundred million other sons of bitches are trying to turn this country into West Northern Europe.
i pay my taxes every damn year. And I also pay Jose's taxes. And Miguel's. And Paco's. Why? Because they're not paying them. I'm paying for the quesadillas of 472 Mexican families while Jimmy Hussein Carter is running around the world eating tacos with Fidel Castro and camel kabobs with Ayatollah Khomeini, Jr. And he's using taxpayer money. And he's calling me a racist, even though liberals are the real racists.
Barack Obama is forcing me to pay Jimmy Carter to call me a racist.
Barack Obama isn't paying taxes. He's stealing a $400,000 salary from the government, and running up $174,000 mini bar bills during his $132.8 million vacations at Martha's Vineyard. But according to Jimmy Carter, I'm racist for suggesting that he should take a bagged lunch instead.
Nancy Pelosi isn't paying taxes. She's stealing whatever she makes from the government, and spending thousands of taxpayer dollars on flowers and bottled water.
Newt Gingrich isn't paying taxes. He robbed the country a while ago, and had to pay a $300,000 fine.
Actually, Newt Gingrich is OK. He drives a Buick.
And you can bet your ass it's not a hybrid. Buick doesn't make hybrids. (Actually, they're working on a hybrid right now--but that's only because Obama's communist government took over the company. Back when Richard Nixon was building Buicks, they emitted greenhouse gasses even when their engines weren't running. By the way, greenhouse gasses are good for the environment.)
But Obama and Pelosi aren't paying taxes--and I am. I'm paying for the quesadilla bills of 472 Mexican families, along with the $500 donut in Obama's mini bar and the 1,000 bottles of water Nancy Pelosi uses to fill her pool. Oh--and let's not forget about the Starbucks coffee and Abercrombie & Fitch pants of liberal assholes named Aiden and Parker. Those bastards live off of the government.