Paul Ruebens is Fictional, Pee Wee Herman is Real 1
Real Life is Fictional, TV is Real 1
You Don’t Really Exist—But Your Colon Does 1
Why You Shouldn’t Have Read the Last Chapter 1
Why You Shouldn’t Read This Chapter 1
Why You Shouldn’t Read the Next Chapter 1
Why You Shouldn’t Read This Book 1
1,000,001 Weight Loss Secrets That Don’t Work 1
27 Pages of Time Wasting Filler 1
Jews for Jesus 28
Jews Against Judaism 29
Apples $0.89/lb. 34
Pounds $0.89/apple 35
Left Socks, Right Socks, Red Sox, White Sox 37
The Difference Between Differences and Similarities 38
This Chapter Doesn’t Exist 39
This Book Doesn’t Exist 40
Mystery Chapter 28
Standard Dice Have Seven Sides 6,785
How Burning Fat Makes You Fat 6,785
Why I Went Back in Time and Caused Dukakis to Lose 6,785