What's going on, dudes? This is my review of Star Wars--one of the highest grossing movies of all time. Especially after you adjust for inflation.
Um... I haven't actually seen it or anything. Well, I saw the first minute--but I wasn't into it. Everyone was like, "Dude--you got to see Star Wars and shit." And I was like, "Man--I don't want to see it. Is that alright, dude?"
Am I like violating some rule? Am I going to be ostracized by society if I don't watch it? Do I have to go along with what everyone else is doing?
I mean, the other day, some of my friends wanted to go chill out at Marie Callender's. Not to order anything. Just to like chill there. And I was like, "Dude--I don't want to." And they were like, "Come on, man. Let's go." And Iwas like, "Dude--I don't want to." You know. There was a peer pressure element there. They wanted me to go with them. But I didn't care. So I went home and smoked five or ten blunts. And then they dropped by afterwards, and what did we do? Um... I think we watched Ernest Goes to Camp.
So I don't know about all of these freaking trends and shit. I don't know why everyone is so intent on following them.
And basically, I wouldn't recommend Star Wars. I think it's a bunch of bullshit.