“I never touched her—she’s lying!”
Cliff Huxtable, The Cosby Show
“Somebody shoot me.”
Danny Tanner, Full House
“I can’t wait ‘til you’re legal.”
Charles, Charles in Charge
“Ow—my liver!”
Norm, Cheers
“Sleep in the same bed? What kind of a girl do you think I am?”
Lucy Ricardo, I Love Lucy
“I’m gonna kill that *%^#$* kid!”
Mr. Wilson, Dennis The Menace
“Stifle this!” (holding her crotch)
Edith Bunker, All in the Family
“But it feels better without a condom.”
Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones
“I’m soooo horny!”
Alf, ALF
“If you don’t get an abortion, I’ll cut your fucking throat.”
Fonzi, Happy Days