Seattle is an abomination to God. And to Chief Seattle. And to Richard Nixon.
The Creator of the Universe, an Indian chief, and an American hero are in agreement. That's like the three branches of Heaven's government.
Israel needs more land. And even if they don't, people from Seattle (and Northern Europe) need less land.
We should appease God by giving Seattle to Israel. And while we're at it, we should appease Nixon by turning the rest of Washington into a Buick factory. And we should create a Buick Buffalo in honor of Chief Seattle.