Ronnie Coleman is freaking insane, bro. He's freaking insane. When I first saw him, I was all like, "Holy shit!" Just about any time I think about him, I start working out. Hold on for a second, bro. Let me do some dumbbell curls. ... Ronnie Coleman is a fucking machine. ... Hold on, bro. Let me do another set. ... OK, man. Ronnie Coleman is... Wait. let me do another set. ... You know what. I'm just gonna type this shit while I do single hand dumbbell presses. Ronnie Coleman is fucking amazing, bro. He's three hundred pounds of "Holy shit, bro." There's no way he only weighs three hundred pounds. The guy is fucking huge. If he weighs 300 pounds, my pickup truck weighs 294.
Dude--you don't even need a biography. Just look at this picture:
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That's all the biography you need.