We can't make marijuana legal, Ron. That crazy, man. That's freaking crazy. That's a bad idea. We don't want a bunch of weed smokers running around and wreaking havoc. That's not what we need, dude. There's no telling what they might do. They'll definitely end up ordering pizzas like every five minutes, and eating Cheetos and stuff. Do you want Pizza Hut and the Cheetos Company to be the two largest corporations in the world? That's freaking insanity, man. And it's like you're trying to make it happen, dude. You're trying to make it happen. I'll bet you know that it's not a good idea. Maybe you're being paid by Pizza Hut and/or Cheetos.
I don't want to be an asshole, but you make me ashamed to be an American, to be perfectly honest.
We should just keep this country clean. You know what I mean, Ronnie?
Wait, what the hell am I talking about? I'm pro-marijuana.
Yeah. We need to legalize it as soon as possible dude, because I'm totally sick of paying all thse inflated prices. You know what I am talking about, Ron. It's just not right, dude. My dealer and his distributers and their growers all pass their costs to me--the end consumer. My PPP (Price Per Puff) is sky high--and we all know that's not what the Founding Fathers had in mind. I'm supposed to get high. My PPP is supposed to be low.
This is like America, man. Not like America. This IS America. We have the right to, uh... We definitely have some sort of rights. Like the right to low prices. We have the right to low prices.
Just the other day, I went to the 99 Cent Store and I exercised my right. You should've been there, dude. It was like the most amazing thing ever. It was unreal, man. All this crazy ass shit for 99 cents--and in some cases, significantly less.
I bought an umbrella, some ping-pong balls, some cat food, and cereal. And I don't even need half of that stuff. I don't even have a cat. But I bought it all anyways. Because that's my right. That's my right as an American.
And maybe one day, we'll be able to walk in a 99 Cent Store and see nothing but a bunch of marijuana. Like everywhere, man. A bag for 99 cents. Or maybe two for 99 cents. Or maybe three for 99 cents. Because that's a possibility. We landed on the freaking moon--so we can make that happen.
So yeah--I'm totally on board with you, Ron. I totally support you. I'm really feeling emotional about this.
But yeah--you're freaking crazy for saying that marijuana should be made legal. We can't legalize it. That's insane, dude. You're crazy. That would be like total chaos.
So I'm not with you. I'm not part of that plan. You should just give this stuff up, because it's wrong, bro.