Computer Keyboards Are Racist

Computer keyboards hate black people, plain and simple. The first row of letters contains the letter W, while the third row contains the letter B--as if keyboards are saying that whites are first class citizens, and blacks are third class citizens who should sit at the back of the bus. And take a look at the keyboard letters: QWERTYUIOP ASDFGHJKL ZXCVBNM. In a certain sequence, they can be used to type "OBAMA IS A BLACK ASSHOLE." I'm not making this up! All of the world's keyboards are calling Obama a black asshole! And what about all of that "F1" F2" "F3" stuff on top? I don't know what that means--but I think it's safe to assume that it's racist.

Pure racism. Don't even get me started on how the B is right next to the N.

Dvorack Keyboard

This keyboard is way less racist--but it still keeps on calling Obama a black asshole.