The Library: Revised and Condensed
Oh my god! She is sooo pretty. I want to be just like her.
Oh my god! He is soooo fine!
Who?
His favorite color is green.
Of course not! As far as I’m concerned, you should be starving right now if you want to have any chance of landing a decent husband. In fact, you should’ve started when you were three.
Who cares? I want to know more about Shia LaBeouf.
There we go.
What’s disturbing is the fact that more teens aren’t doing it.