Go down to your local Starbucks and take a look at the liberal degenerates drinking their mocha crapacinno lattes and texting their BFFS on their i-berry blackphones. Smell the Northern European air and listen to the lack of country music.
When Sarah Palin becomes President in 2013, she will destroy each and every Starbucks in the country. And all Starbucks customers will become prisoners of war. And we'll give the city of Seattle to Israel.
Sarah Palin is exactly what this country needs right now. And more guns. And more Bibles.
Sarah Palin is going to turn this country into the United States of Guns and Jesus. No Muslims Allowed.
And she'll start the greatest war in this country's entire history: the war against Hollywood liberals. We're going to take over Hollywood quicker than we took over Iraq--and Matt Damon will be our first prisoner of war. (After the Starbucks customers.)
Matt Damon is a liberal piece of garbage. In 2008, he supported Obama and trashed Sarah Palin. He stated that he didn't know much about Palin, and then he proceeded to criticize her. That makes a lot of sense. Is that what they taught him at Harvard University? If you don't know anything about her, criticize her on national TV and tell everyone to vote for a communist Islamic fundamentalist?
Decades ago, universities produced respectable people. Nowadays, they crank out more Matt Damons.
Sarah Palin is going to change that. We won't tolerate that in the United States of Guns and Jesus. Matt Damon will be tortured every day. And Joe Biden. And Barack Hussein Obama.
They'll still be celebrities, though. They'll be the stars of the Coal Mining Network.
The liberal media is telling you Sarah Palin has no chance to beat Obama--that she's behind him by 15 points. Why? Because they know she'll win.
And Starbucks is probably funding all of these ridiculous polls. They know that if Palin becomes President, she'll destroy them. And that's why they want us to nominate Huckabee or Romney.
Starbucks is worth $28 billion. Do you think they're unwilling to spend a few billion dollars in order to protect their empire? Of course not. They're probably working with NBC Universal. They're trying to convince us that we should settle for a moderate with a better chance to beat Obama, when in fact, Palin actually has the best chance.