Rodney Ohebsion: Liberal Hero

Sarah Palin: President of the United States

Imagine a world with no wars, no crime, and no financial problems whatsoever. Now imagine President Palin shooting that world with a rifle. But wait. She's not done. That was day one. She has 1460 to go.

Bush, Reagan, Bush, and all other conservative presidents were on the verge of destroying the country before being replaced with liberal heroes like Obama, Clinton, Carter, and LBJ. On Obama's first day, he prevented "World War 3: Brought to you by George W. Bush," and "The Great Depression 2: Also Brought to You by George W. Bush." But America can't take four years of Palin. She's a dumb, white, crazy bitch--and I'm not saying that because she's a woman or because she's white, so don't call me racist or sexist. I'm calling Sarah Palin a dumb, white, crazy bitch because she's a dumb, white, crazy bitch.