Any time Oprah says she likes something, people throw a parade. [People singing:] "Oprah likes pancakes / Oprah likes pancakes."
Even those parents who are obsessed with their kids and almost everything they do--even they don't go that far. [Mother:] "Oh--Johnny likes pancakes? ... I don't care. I'm trying to watch Oprah. ... Oh--Oprah likes pancakes. Hey. Let's throw a parade."
Oprah can get at least 5 million people to do anything. If Oprah were to start drinking her own pee, how many people would drink their pee? Or would they drink Oprah's pee? They'd probably drink Oprah's pee. "If Oprah likes Oprah's pee, it must be amazing."
Oprah Winfrey could build an entire multi-billion dollar industry around her pee. I'm convinced. I'm sure. "Oh. Oprah just took a piss. Let's throw a parade."
Oprah can sell $1 bllion worth of pee every month--amd Wayne Brady can't even get a freaking show aside from The New Let's Make a Deal. He can sing, he can dance, he can act, he can host this, he's a comedian--hardly anyone cares. Oprah has pee? "Throw a parade." I think her pee needs a spinoff show. Actually, make that a cable network.
I wonder how Wayne Brady feels when he's at home, and he gets a call from his agent. "Sorry, Wayne. It's not gonna happen. NBC passed." Then he's sitting around, flipping throug the channels, and he sees Oprah on 20/20, talking about the most ridiculous topic imaginable--something she's done a hundred times before. And then he sees a commerical for Oprah's pee. "It's the ultimate tonic for you and me / Crack open a bottle of Oprah's pee."
Yeah--that would be the end of Wayne Brady. The police report would say: "Cause of death: hari kari suicide while watching Oprah." That's probably the 3rd leading cause of death among entertainers.
I don't get how people think the Jews secretly control everything. I mean, Oprah's controlling the world out in the open. You don't have to bother with conspiracy theories. Just turn on your TV. It's right there. Every day. Dr. Phil. Dr. Oz. Dr. Crack. Dr. Obama. The Dr. Obama Show is just a spinoff of the Oprah Winfrey Show.
And Oprah's handing out doctorate degrees. "You have a degree from Harvard? That's nothing. I have a degree from Oprah. The U of O."
Oprah controls everything. Even Donald Rumsfeld. Yeah--he's head of the New World Order. But he drinks Oprah's pee, just like everyone else.
So yeah--I don't think Jews control everything. Unless you think Oprah's Jewish.
This webpage is T-Fizzy Approved