Barack Obama is a celebrity--not a President. He's busy throwing $200 million parties, hanging out with Oprah Winfrey, and vacationing at Martha's Vineyard.
Richard Nixon wasn't a celebrity. And in his world, celebrities were respectable, and served in the military--like Elvis Presley.
The US military should draft Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Matt Damon, and Paris Hilton. And after they've served for four years, they should be exiled to Northern Europe. All liberals should be exiled to Northern Europe.
Nixon wouldn't have exiled Matt Damon, though. He would've tortured him. Matt Damon knows where bin Laden is. We need to get that information out of him. We don't even need to torture him. Just threaten to burn his Oscar. That'll get him to spill everything. Why? Because he's an egotistical liberal asshole.
All liberals would betray this country for an Academy Award. All of them. They're all agents for Castro, Kim Jong Il, or some other communist son of a bitch.
Nixon would've tortured all of them.
We're talking about a guy who enlisted in the military as a six month old.
Do you know what liberal six month olds do? They whine when they don't get their way. That's also what liberal adults do--only they find even more ridiculous things to whine about.
Conservative six month olds don't whine. They solve problems.
Barack Obama, Al Gore, Jimmy Carter, Michael Moore, and Matt Damon are super advanced whiners. That's why they're on top of the liberal world. That's why they've won Oscars and Nobel Peace Prizes.
Richard Nixon has zero Nobel Peace Prizes and zero Oscars.
Le Duc Tho, Anwar Sadat, and Yasser Arafat have all won Nobel Peace Prizes. Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Benito Mussolini were all nominated for one.
Roman Polanski is an Oscar winner. He drugged and raped a 13 year old girl. That's probably why they gave him the award.
Would you leave your 13 year old daughter with liberal heroes and Oscar winners Roman Polanski, Michael Moore, and Matt Damon? I sure as hell wouldn't.
Would you leave your 13 year old daughter with Richard Nixon? All real Americans would. In fact, I'd use Richard Nixon's grave site as a babysitter. He'd teach kids how to build Buicks and mine for coal in no time at all.
But leaving your kids with Nobel Peace Prize winners Obama, Gore, and Carter for a day would turn them into drug addicts and prostitutes. You'd be better off leaving them with Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini.