Richard Nixon ate nothing but liver, and drank nothing but mud water and rum.
I go to his gravesite every day and honor him by pouring mud water and rum on it. And then I build a Buick. All Americans should build Buicks. If you're unwilling to build a Buick, you're a Northern European piece of garbage. I'll bet there isn't a single Buick in all of Northern Europe. Look at China. They converted to capitalism, and now everyone there wants a Buick. Thanks to Richard Nixon. If it weren't for Richard Nixon, all Chinese people would be a bunch of no good hippie bastards. But as it is right now, they work 18 hours a day, seven days a week.
If Richard Nixon were alive today, there'd be no Northern Europe. There'd be two countries: The United States (of Guns and Jesus. No Muslims Allowed) and the Nixon Republic of China.