Matt Cassel, Matt Hasselbeck, Matt Schaub, Matt Ryan, Matthew Stafford, Matt Moore, Matt Flynn...
There are dozens of NFL quarterbacks named Matt or Matthew. It's like the NFL is an advertisement for Christianity--and this shit has got to stop.
How come there are no Muhammads? I mean, Muhammad is the most popular name in the world. The NFL must be planning a Crusade against Muslims. There's no other explanation.
And how come there are no Jewish names? Actually--wait a second. Most NFL quarterbacks have a Jewish agent--so in a certain sense, Jews are overrepresented in the league. We need more agents named Muhammad. Why isn't there a Muhammad quota in the world of NFL agents?
Jews and Christians have banded together to destroy Muslims. They're the real terrorists.
Copyright 2011 Rodney Ohebsion