Benjamin Netanyahu recently went to the White House and had a little chat with Barack Hussein Obama. And he focused on the Hussein. That's the correct thing to do.
When you're in a bar fight, you're dazed or drunk, and you see three of one guy, what are you supposed to do? You're supposed to punch the one in the middle. So when Netanyahu was at the White House, he focused on the one in the middle. The Hussein. Because Netanyahu was drunk on righteousness and justice. And anger, too. He was drunk on all of that. And he said, "You know what? I'm going to punch the one in the middle. The Hussein."
So he went to the White House, and he acted like he owned the place. It was amazing. If aliens had come down and seen that scene, they would have figured that Netanyahu was President of the United States. And aliens know what they're talking about. They're perceptive.
Wait a second. Aliens don't exist. Aliens? That sounds pretty atheistic. I don't know. Is that atheistic? If it is, then there are no aliens. Because I'm not an atheist. Atheism is ridiculous.
But anyways, Netanyahu acted like he owned the place. It was amazing. Obama couldn't even believe it. He thought that he'd just use his position, and get Netanyahu to go along with the Hussein agenda. But Netanyahu said, "I don't think so."
Neyanyahu's tough. Obama's OK, too. He has some good qualities. But Netanyahu's from the Middle East. Not Hawaii and Harvard Law. We have to get rid of Harvard Law. And Hawaii. Israel should get a star on our flag. Hawaii's done.
Anyways, I'm talking about Benjamin Netanyahu. He's a hero. Everything he says is right. And he probably hate Obama as much as I do.
He must be the reinarnation of Richard Nixon. Do I believe in reincarnation? I don't know. And even if I do, I'm not so sure the numbers add up. Because Nixon died in 94. Netanyahu wasn't born in 94. But he has to be the reincarnation of Nixon.
We need to make Netanhyahu Emperor of the Universe. He'll be Emperor of the Universe, Prime Minister of Israel, Executive Producer of the Glenn Beck Program, and President of the United States.
Instead of Barack Obama. Obama's a disgrace to America. He's a disgrace to everything that's good, right, fair, and just in the world. He's a communist, he's a Muslim, he's an atheist, he probably watches soccer, and I'll bet he shaves his chest, too.
By the way, you can be an atheist and a Muslim. I don't mean he's a Muslim Muslim and an atheist atheist at the same time. Of course I don't mean that. But he favors Muslims over Christians and Jews 90% of the time. He's an atheist. Or he's a Muslim. He's definitely not a Christian or Jew. I can rule those two out. So he's a Muslim and atheist. In a certain sense.
I'm not saying I'm anti-Muslim, though. I never said that. I'm just saying Hussein Obama is a Muslim. Sort of. He might be. But it's not about Jews, Christians, and Muslims. We have to get along with Muslims. That's what I'm for. I think Israel should help Palestine. We should get along with Muslims.
That's why need to get Obama out of there. We need Netanyahu. We need Ohebsion, actually.
I'm running for Presdient in 2012. How did I forget about that? I should be Emperor of the Universe and Presdient of the United States. My best friend is going to be Netanyahu. Vote for Ohebsion. Everything's going to be fine and dandy. Everything's fine now, too. Just pretend Obama doesn't exist. Everything's fine.