Why I'm Against the Mosque at Ground Zero

A group of "Ground Zero Mosque" (Cordoba House / Park51) Protesters.

I protested their protest as well as the "Ground Zero Mosque."

By the way--the guy with the long beard can punch like Mike Tyson, but he gets tired after thirty seconds or so. Just stick and move until he looks winded, and then go after him.

I'm against it because it's a community center, not a Mosque; and it's near Ground Zero, and not on the actual site. We should build a real Mosque on Ground Zero itself. And when I say "we," I mean atheists and/or the United States Government.

And I'm not so sure that'll be enough. In fact, I think we should turn the entire city of New York into one gigantic Mosque, and refer to Mayor Bloomberg as Mulla Bloomberg--or better yet, Ayatollah Bloomberg.

After all, it'll let the Muslim world know that we don't consider them the enemy. And as an added bonus, it'll really piss off Christians.

"The Atheist-Islamic Republic of America"

This should be our new flag.

(I eliminated the star representing Texas. But don't worry--there are still 50 stars total.)