Not only are Mexicans stealing our jobs, they're trying to turn this country into Los Estados Unidos de Mexico. (And they're trying to turn Jesus into some guy named Hey-Seuss.).
The other day, I ordered a Tex-Mex cheeseburger, and some son a bitch put a jalapeno pepper in it! I immediately marched into the kitchen and told the chef that a Tex-Mex burger is supposed to commemorate Texas's victory over Mexico. It's a Tex-Mex burger--not a Mex-Tex burger. But for some reason, that revisionist bastard wants us to forget about the Alamo.
And did you know that Taco Bell owns Kentucky Fried Chicken? What the hell is going on here? I thought we won the Mexican American War! The Colonel spent years perfecting his recipe, and now they're trying to replace his secret herbs and spices with salsa and guacamole, and put his chicken in a bunch of tacos and burritos.
Although to be honest, I'm OK with Mexicans. They work. They value their families. They're not a bunch of atheists. And when you want a break from cheeseburgers and meatloaf, Mexican food is a pretty darn good choice.
Liberals are the real enemy.
In fact, by replacing Barack Obama, Friends, and Starbucks with a hard working Mexican, El Chapulin Colorado, and Taco Bell, 50% of the country's problems will be solved.
Los liberales son el problema. Síganme los buenos, y vota por Sarah Palin en el 2012.