The Library: Revised and Condensed
Your typical married woman can hardly even stand her life. And no one cares!
Blame it on our culture—a culture that tells women that it’s all about your marriage, your kids, and your home; and that if you don’t have them in the first place, you might as well put a bullet in your brain. Most wives are so brainwashed that they’ll go so far as to start scrubbing the ceiling or teaching their two year old child Japanese just to avoid having a second of time for themselves—because they’ve been told that if they’re not busy with their role as Mrs. Generic Immature Subservient Wife and Mother, they’re nothing.
There is no way a typical wife’s life can be fulfilling. In fact, if you have a husband, get up right now, hunt that piece of shit down no matter where he is (I don’t care if he’s in the middle of a meeting with the President and the Pope), and slap him on his chauvinistic face.
Because that’s exactly what that asshole deserves. In fact, it’s much better than he deserves.
Do you think he deserves you? He doesn’t even deserve you on your absolute worst day. I’m just stunned that you even considered marrying that misogynistic, abusive, self-centered jerk.
What’s that? You’re single? Well, it’s a good thing I got to you in time. You want to know something about men? Well here you go: Men are scum. And that’s on their best day. Most of the time, they’re so scummy that even scum look at them and say, “Those guys are disgusting.”
Is there one out there who isn’t scummy? Yes. But do you think you’re going to find him? Get real, honey. Considering how many lowlife jerks you’ve dated over the years, I’d say you’re more likely to find bin Laden hiding at the Jewish Defense League Headquarters.
Finding Love
Understanding Women
What to Expect When You’re Expecting