Vot is up, moderfuckers! MC Boolet is in de howse. I just got finishd kiling som peeses of shet and seling som mary je wana, and now Ime on de internet dooing som aiych tee em el boolshet. It took me an ow-er to tern on my compyooter (it dozent say "on" enyware), enoder ow-er to fiynd my videe o on dee internet, and enoder ow-er to put dat shet on dis payj (I had to get my cu zen to help me)--but now I have an offy shel www dot vebsite. How de fuck do I mayk a new line? I cant find de "Mayk a New Line" buten. Vot kind of a fucking compyooter is dis? Let me get my cu zen egen. ...
OK. Iym on a new line now. Enee vays, I am de nomber von gang eh ster, unlike dat pees of shet moderfucker 50 Cent. I made a videe o dissing 50 Cent, but I foregot how to put videe os on dis payj. May bee if I tipe "MC Boolet - 50 Cent Diss", it vill tern into dat bloo shet yoo can clik to see som oder shet. OK. Let me try it.
MC Boolet - 50 Cent Diss
Vot de fuck, man! Its not bloo! How de hel do I make dat shet bloo? I cant fiynde a "Make Dat Shet Bloo" buten on my compyooter. Vot kinde of boolshet is dis? Let me col my co zen. ... OK. He sed I have to do eh lot of shet to make it bloo--so lets jest foreget abowt it. If yoo vant to see de 50 Cent diss, just col my co zen and ask him to fax yoo de bloo shet. Or go to Yoo Toob and tipe in "MC Boolet 50 Cent"
OK. Like I vas saying,I am de nomber von gang eh ster. I do gang eh ster shet every fucking day--eeven in my esleep. Iyv kild more peepel vile esleep den 50 Cent had kild vile evake.
Just tayk eh looke at my criminal rekord:
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Criminal Rekord - MC Boolet
Ferst Degree Merder
Sekend Degree Merder
360th Degree Merder (I kild som von vile he vas on a mery go rawnd)
Grand Teft Otto
Grand Peeano Teft (I used de stolen car to transport de stolen peeano)
Poseshun and Distribyooshun of mary je wana, co cane, PCP, LSD, LMNOP, and Zaferoon
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I also have a ree seet from Compton Hospital for de remoovel of 777 boolets from my body. I vos shot 1500 times dat day. Onlee 772 boolets remaned in my body--but den I shot myself enoder 5 times to make it an eeven 777.
You can find proof of everyting in my Rap Sheet video on dee internet. I still donte nowe how to ad veedee os or mayk bloo shet, so yore going to have to tipe dat shet on Yoo Toobe. Just tipe in MC Boolet Rap Sheet.
OK. Dat vill do it. Be shoor to biye eh copy of my albem Nomber Von Gang Eh Ster--avaylebel at Elat Market and oder fiyne supermarkets erownd de verld. Oh--and if yoo downlode it eeleegelee on dee internet, I vill find yoo and fuck yoo up.
Wait--how de fuck do I actsh wally put dis shet on dee internet? Ver de hel is de "Put This Shet On Dee Internet" buten? May bee if I pres F1. No. dat shet dident verk. Wate a sekend. Let me get my co zen to help me egen. He livz ekros de street. ... OK. I got him. And he added som shet at de top dat says "Toe-Fang Rekords Presents... De Nomber Von Gang Eh Ster... MC Boolet." And some peek chers of a gun, mary je wana, de Eeroneean felag, and Compton.
De nomber von gang eh ster De M stand for Manucher De C stands for Co Cane Now here comes my last name It is Boolet Dat's no boolshet Hold on for a sekend Let me get my vepens A moderfocking gun And a grenade I'm going to kill your ass And den make lemonade De nomber von gang eh ster I am de janiter But insted of cleaning vit a broom I'l put a boolet in your coon Dat means your ass Dat's how I take out de trash I pop a cap in your ass Vat's my moderfocking name? Do you know vat I'm saying? Straight out of Compton By vay of Kashan, Iran I used to ride a donkey It vas fast and estrong Like de Ferarey of donkeys It went from 0 to 60 OK--maybe not 60 But it was very fast I sold de mary je wana dat yoo hav in yore pipe