This video has over 10 million views on YouTube:
And I've got to say that any time I see it, I get more and more pissed off. I'm pissed off that there aren't a hundred thousand more like it.
Matt Damon should be commenting on every fucking thing that's happening in the country--make that the world--and his videos should all be the second most popular ones on YouTube (right behind the sneezing panda).
Whenever I come across an issue that Matt Damon hasn't publicly analyzed, I do some sort of conservative-offsetting shit that involves sending Rush Limbaugh a copy of The God Delusion and burning a copy of the Bible. (And I donate money to my local Mosque. Because burning Qur'ans isn't cool. It's just sleazy and ridiculous.)
Matt Damon is a liberal in Hollywood. He's been exposed to liberal Hollywood wisdom pretty much non-stop for two decades. And he's friends with George Clooney and Brad Pitt. That makes him the liberal equivalent of the Buddha. (Although to be honest, I'm not particularly fond of the actual Buddha. I'll bet he was against abortion.)
Not to mention the fact that he's won an Oscar. That puts him in the company of such broad-minded and rational individuals as Roman Polanski, Michael Moore (peace be upon him), Oliver Stone, and Walt Disney. (By the way, I'm not anti-Semitic--I just hate Israel. And I really love Walt Disney. After all, he had the foresight to be anti-Israel before Israel even existed. Every time a see Mickey Mouse, I'm reminded of how many Palestinian suicide bombings Israel is responsible for. And how I'm not anti-Semitic--I just hate Israel. Thanks, Walt.)
All cable and satellite TV providers should eliminate FOX News and replace it with the Matt Damon channel. The fact they haven't done so already only shows that the Dawkinsdamn conservatives control the media.
Copyright 2010 Rodney Ohebsion