The Bible contains God’s complete message to all of mankind—and yet, the Catholic Church is telling us to forget about it, and follow a bunch of rules made up by some lunatic guys wearing funny hats. If it were up to the Pope and his team of thugs, we’d bury every copy of the Bible on the planet, and spend Church sessions reciting Klingon gibberish while rubbing our bellies and tapping our heads.
And to make matters worse, the Pope thinks he’s CEO of Christ Enterprises, and he’s claiming we can buy forgiveness for our sins by donating money to the Church.
But guess what? God doesn’t care what the Pope has to say. He cares about what He Himself had to say.
The only way to salvation is through the belief that Jesus is the Messiah, Bruce Wayne is Batman, and fat-free foods can still make you fat.
How do I know? It says it in the Bible.
Where? Um… Look—it doesn’t need to say it. OK.
I said it.
The Bible
The Qur’an
Recorded Teachings of the Buddha
Lao Tzu - Tao Te Ching
The Analects of Confucius
Teachings of Reality’s Only True Non-Existent God