European Lunch Breaks

Go to any city in Europe at 1 p.m., and the entire city will be on a lunch break. The police, the banks, the mayor, the whores--everyone. They all have to be on break at the same time, for three and a half hours a day. That's the product of three thousand years worth of civilization. Europeans are complete idiots.

Obama acts like a European half of the time (and a Kenyan Muslim the other half of the time)--so most of his presidency has been a lunch break.

But real Americans take five minute lunch breaks. Richard Nixon was the greatest American ever, and he worked while he ate lunch. He died 20 years ago, and he still has yet to take a lunch break.

I'm a Real American